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Celebrities with Attitude

Celebrities with Attitude

These days, the tabloids and every Tom, Dick and Harry love celebrity culture. We love them even more when they’re getting away with outrageous demands and an attitude that most people could never manage. Who are some of our favourites?

The original Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne is a British punk icon. From his slurred vocabulary to outrageous statements, one of our personal favourite moments is when Ozzy let his wife Sharon choose something evil for his stage entrance. What did she go for? A bubble machine. His response?

"I’m f***ing Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of f***ing Darkness. Evil! Evil! Whats f***ing evil about a s**tload of bubbles?!"


When you’re as punk as this original rock star, you can throw up a middle finger at the mainstream lifestyle with an apple, mango and guava blend from our Punk vape juice. “Life has a way of kicking you in the f***ing nuts” but this liquid will just kick you in the taste buds instead. Refreshing? Absolutely. What you’d expect? Absolutely not.


Naomi Campbell, the model, the diva, the icon. With a career spanning decades, she’s become and stayed a household name. Not to be addressed unless she speaks to you first, this high maintenance London-born lady has a string of men in her past. What’s she looking for in a bloke? Apparently someone with a higher net worth than her, which, just so you know is sitting at around the £45m mark.


If you’ve got expensive taste and a penchant for the sweeter things in life, you’re probably a bit into The Mistress herself. With a blend of the best of British strawberries, topped off with a cool exhale of vanilla ice cream, it’s a fan favourite.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedryl Crumplesnatch, Bumblebee Cucumberpatch, Broodypest Cupboardlatch (we could go on for days). Doesn’t matter what you call him or how many memes he’s in - we all know who he is. The 6 foot actor, 3rd cousin to King Richard III (that’s 16 times removed FYI) jumped to the aid of a Deliveroo cyclist who was being attacked by four muggers, who says chivalry is dead? He’s always shown to be distinguished and charming “Mystique is rare now, isn't it? There aren't that many enigmas in this modern world.” We’re not always quite sure what he means, but his reputation precedes him wherever he goes.


For the distinguished vapers who have a refined palette - one thing we can say is enigmatic is The Earl. A refreshing and very English blend of grapefruit, tonic and cucumber. A delightful summer vape for those of you who like something just a little different.

Robert De Niro, this gruff absolute legend is the godfather of gangster films (see what we did there?). He’s just as much of a badass offscreen as he is on screen. He’s been everything from a gangster to a camp captain of a flying ship (for anyone not familiar with Stardust - you’re missing out). He’s carried that attitude into real life, who else would be brave enough to take any given opportunity to say “F*** Trump” and claim he’d like to punch the current president of the United States in the face?


If you’re anything like Di Nero, think rich and sweet, (just like a blend of Vito Corleone and Captain Shakespeare) bringing you notes of strawberry, raspberry, cream and fudge our Old Dog juice is probably for you.

Our personal favourite for the most obscure and bizarre requests are a tie between Lady Gaga and the obvious choice of Mariah Carey. Requesting a wide variety of drinks to be available, Mariah expects: Fiji water, chardonnay (chilled, of course), regular Coke, Diet Coke, protein drinks (vanilla only), sparkling water and...a selection of wine glasses and bendy straws to drink them with. She also likes vanilla scented candles burning, all whilst seated on a three seater sofa which must be either black, dark grey, cream or dark pink. Phew. Gaga on the other hand has asked for things like a mannequin to chill out with, said mannequin must be complete with “puffy pink pubic hair” (we don’t get it either), a wide selection of cheeses (non-sweaty and non-smelly only please), white leather couches and yellow, lavender or white roses.


If you’re as picky about your tastes as these two (and you’re a vanilla fan as well) our Custard Tart liquid will be right up your alley. A rich and buttery custard top note with vanilla biscuit base on the exhale - it’s a firm favourite (just like Mariah and Lady Gaga).

Last but certainly not least, Tom Hardy. Always outspoken but often quite private when it comes to his own life - he proves attitude doesn’t always need to be obvious to be impactful. “I'm from a nice, suburban, middle-class family, but my tattoos remind me where I've been.” Tough on the outside but soft on the inside (just Google ‘Tom Hardy dogs’ to see what we mean). Tattoos and dogs aside, he’s still capable of switching on the superhuman speed you’d expect from one of his films. One afternoon he ran down a moped thief in Richmond and actually got him "I caught the c***t" - well-balanced indeed.


If you’re 2 parts soft, one part hard, our rugged and a little traditional The Guv’nor might be for you. Striking the right balance between tobacco, dark chocolate, brazil nut and banana it’s a little bit exotic and a little bit manly.

July 09, 2018 by Edward Swain
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